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All I want to do right now is eat my hornyness...
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my vagina is so lonely, all she wants to do is...
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i think about sex way too much...
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HUNGRY!
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Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
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They say you never know what you have until you...
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famous people: stop talking to me you assholes omg turning off askbox right now fuck you all
their followers: omg i love you don't listen to what the others say you're perfect omfg
me: someone please talk to me i'm lonely and depressed and i need company omfg
my followers:
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FUCK YOU JENNIFER BEALS FOR BEING SO FUCKING HOT.
ghostinashell: ^
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Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
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fucking aye!
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I swear I think I was meant to be 25 in the 80's...
I absolutely love hair metal rock.
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purpleoyster: I keep having dreams where I’m having sex or being seduced. I think my vagina is trying to tell me something.
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I want breakfast.
someone make me strawberry banana pancakes.
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Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
summ3rnightss: PLEASE
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You drive me crazy when you start to tease You could bring the devil to his knees
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Send me number(s). →
love-alexisjeanne: Something you can’t stop thinking about. What you would do if you had all the money in the world. What you think you’re most talented at. How you take it when someone breaks up with you. The list of things you always travel with. Three people you would take to Wonderland.  The last thing you were scared about.  Favorite eye color on the preferred sex.  If you would...
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Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
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If you were my girlfriend.... Finish it in my ask!...
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Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.
sotolongtoe: dinocornz: seriously esto
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icomealiveinthenight: I’m a professional flirt until I’m actually interested. Then I become socially incompetent.
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
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